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s> >> >>Subject: Forrest Gump goes to Heaven >> >> >> Life is just like a box of chocolates!!!!................. >> >> >> FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN >> >> >> The day finally arrived. >> >> Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at >> >> the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. >> >> However, the gates are closed, >> >> and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. >> >> >> St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. >> >> We have heard a lot about you >> >> I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, >> >> and we have been administering >> >> an entrance examination for everyone. >> >> The test is short, but you have to >> >> pass it before you c an get into Heaven." >> >> >> Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But >>nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. >> >> I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. >> >> >> Life was a big enough test as it was." >> >> >> St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know Forrest, >> >> but the test is only three questions. >> >> First: >> >> What two days of the week begin with the letter T? >> >> Second: >> >> How many seconds are there in a year? >> >> Third: >> >> What is God's first name?" >> >> >> Forrest leaves to think the questions over. >> >> He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, >> >> who waves him up, and says, >> >> "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, give >>me your answers" >> >> >> Forrest replied , "Wel l, the first one -- >> >> which two days in the week begins with the letter "T"? >> >> Shucks, that one is easy. >> >> That would be Today and Tomorrow." >> >> >> The Saint's eyes opened wide andhe exclaimed, >> >> "Forrest , that is not what I was thinking, >> >> but you do have a point, >> >> and I guess I did not specify, >> >> so I will give you credit for that answer. >> >> >> How about the next one?" asked St. Peter. >> >> "How many seconds in a year? >> >> Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, >> >> but I thunk and thunk about that, >> >> and I guess the only answer can be twelve." >> >> >> Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? >> >> Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up >> >> with twelve seconds in a year?" >> >> Forrest replied, "Shuck s, there's got to be twelve: >> >> January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... " >> >> >> "Hold it," interrupts St.Peter... >> >> "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, >> >> though that was not quite what I had in mind.... >> >> but I will have to give you credit for that one, too. >> >> Let us go on with the third and final question. >> >> >> Can you tell me God's first name"? >> >> "Sure," Forrest replied, "it's Andy." >> >> "Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter. >> >> >> "Ok, I can understand how you >> >> came up with your answers to my first two questions, >> >> but just how in the world did you come up with the name >> >> Andy as the first name of God?" >> >> >> "Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. >> >> "I lea rnt it from the song, >> >> "ANDY WALKS WITH ME, >> >> ANDY TALKS WITH ME, >> >> ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN." >> >> >> St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, >> >> and said: "Run Forrest , run." >> >> ************** >> >> Give me a sense of humor, Lord. >> >> Give me the ability to understand a clean joke, >> >> To get some humor out of life, >> >> And to pass it on to other folks
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> >Subject: Forrest Gump goes to Heaven > > > Life is just like a box of chocolates!!!!................. > > > FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN > > > The day finally arrived. > > Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at > > the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. > > However, the gates are closed, > > and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. > > > St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. > > We have heard a lot about you > > I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, > > and we have been administering > > an entrance examination for everyone. > > The test is short, but you have to > > pass it before you can get into Heaven." > > > Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But >nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. > > I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. > > > Life was a big enough test as it was." > > > St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know Forrest, > > but the test is only three questions. > > First: > > What two days of the week begin with the letter T? > > Second: > > How many seconds are there in a year? > > Third: > > What is God's first name?" > > > Forrest leaves to think the questions over. > > He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, > > who waves him up, and says, > > "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, give >me your answers" > > > Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- > > which two days in the week begins with the letter "T"? > > Shucks, that one is easy. > > That would be Today and Tomorrow." > > > The Saint's eyes opened wide andhe exclaimed, > > "Forrest , that is not what I was thinking, > > but you do have a point, > > and I guess I did not specify, > > so I will give you credit for that answer. > > > How about the next one?" asked St. Peter. > > "How many seconds in a year? > > Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, > > but I thunk and thunk about that, > > and I guess the only answer can be twelve." > > > Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? > > Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up > > with twelve seconds in a year?" > > Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: > > January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... " > > > "Hold it," interrupts St.Peter... > > "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, > > though that was not quite what I had in mind.... > > but I will have to give you credit for that one, too. > > Let us go on with the third and final question. > > > Can you tell me God's first name"? > > "Sure," Forrest replied, "it's Andy." > > "Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter. > > > "Ok, I can understand how you > > came up with your answers to my first two questions, > > but just how in the world did you come up with the name > > Andy as the first name of God?" > > > "Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. > > "I learnt it from the song, > > "ANDY WALKS WITH ME, > > ANDY TALKS WITH ME, > > ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN." > > > St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, > > and said: "Run Forrest , run." > > ************** > > Give me a sense of humor, Lord. > > Give me the ability to understand a clean joke, > > To get some humor out of life, > > And to pass it on to other folks > > > > > >< > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - > > > > >No virus found in this outgoing message. >Checked by AVG Free Edition. >Version: 7.5.485 / Virus Database: 269.13.9/994 - Release Date: 9/7/2007 >4:40 PM --NextPart_Webmail_9m3u9jl4l_15149_1189431181_0 Content-Type: text/html Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
> >Subject: Forrest Gump goes to Heaven > > > Life is just like a box of chocolates!!!!................. > > > FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN > > > The day finally arrived. > > Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at > > the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. > > However, the gates are closed, > > and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. > > > St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. > > We have heard a lot about you > > I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, > > and we have been administering > > an entrance examination for everyone. > > The test is short, but you have to > > pass it before you c an get into Heaven." > > > Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But >nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. > > I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. > > > Life was a big enough test as it was." > > > St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know Forrest, > > but the test is only three questions. > > First: > > What two days of the week begin with the letter T? > > Second: > > How many seconds are there in a year? > > Third: > > What is God's first name?" > > > Forrest leaves to think the questions over. > > He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, > > who waves him up, and says, > > "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, give >me your answers" > > > Forrest replied , "Wel l, the first one -- > > which two days in the week begins with the letter "T"? > > Shucks, that one is easy. > > That would be Today and Tomorrow." > > > The Saint's eyes opened wide andhe exclaimed, > > "Forrest , that is not what I was thinking, > > but you do have a point, > > and I guess I did not specify, > > so I will give you credit for that answer. > > > How about the next one?" asked St. Peter. > > "How many seconds in a year? > > Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, > > but I thunk and thunk about that, > > and I guess the only answer can be twelve." > > > Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? > > Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up > > with twelve seconds in a year?" > > Forrest replied, "Shuck s, there's got to be twelve: > > January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... " > > > "Hold it," interrupts St.Peter... > > "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, > > though that was not quite what I had in mind.... > > but I will have to give you credit for that one, too. > > Let us go on with the third and final question. > > > Can you tell me God's first name"? > > "Sure," Forrest replied, "it's Andy." > > "Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter. > > > "Ok, I can understand how you > > came up with your answers to my first two questions, > > but just how in the world did you come up with the name > > Andy as the first name of God?" > > > "Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. > > "I lea rnt it from the song, > > "ANDY WALKS WITH ME, > > ANDY TALKS WITH ME, > > ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN." > > > St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, > > and said: "Run Forrest , run." > > ************** > > Give me a sense of humor, Lord. > > Give me the ability to understand a clean joke, > > To get some humor out of life, > > And to pass it on to other folks > > > > > >< > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - > > > > >No virus found in this outgoing message. >Checked by AVG Free Edition. >Version: 7.5.485 / Virus Database: 269.13.9/994 - Release Date: 9/7/2007 >4:40 PM
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