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>Subject: Forrest Gump goes to Heaven
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> Life is just like a box of chocolates!!!!.................
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> FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN
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> The day finally arrived.
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> Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at
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> the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.
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> However, the gates are closed,
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> and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
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> St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you.
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> We have heard a lot about you
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> I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast,
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> and we have been administering
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> an entrance examination for everyone.
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> The test is short, but you have to
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> pass it before you c
an get
into Heaven."
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> Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But
>nobody ever told me about any entrance exam.
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> I sure hope that the test ain't too hard.
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> Life was a big enough test as it was."
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> St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know Forrest,
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> but the test is only three questions.
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> First:
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> What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
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> Second:
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> How many seconds are there in a year?
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> Third:
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> What is God's first name?"
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> Forrest leaves to think the questions over.
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> He returns the next day and sees St. Peter,
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> who waves him up, and says,
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> "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, give
>me your answers"
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> Forrest replied
, "Wel
l, the first one --
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> which two days in the week begins with the letter "T"?
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> Shucks, that one is easy.
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> That would be Today and Tomorrow."
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> The Saint's eyes opened wide andhe exclaimed,
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> "Forrest , that is not what I was thinking,
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> but you do have a point,
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> and I guess I did not specify,
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> so I will give you credit for that answer.
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> How about the next one?" asked St. Peter.
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> "How many seconds in a year?
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> Now that one is harder," replied Forrest,
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> but I thunk and thunk about that,
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> and I guess the only answer can be twelve."
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> Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve?
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> Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up
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> with twelve seconds in a year?"
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> Forrest replied,
"Shuck
s, there's got to be twelve:
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> January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... "
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> "Hold it," interrupts St.Peter...
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> "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point,
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> though that was not quite what I had in mind....
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> but I will have to give you credit for that one, too.
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> Let us go on with the third and final question.
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> Can you tell me God's first name"?
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> "Sure," Forrest replied, "it's Andy."
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> "Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter.
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> "Ok, I can understand how you
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> came up with your answers to my first two questions,
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> but just how in the world did you come up with the name
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> Andy as the first name of God?"
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> "Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied.
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> "I lea
rnt it
from the song,
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> "ANDY WALKS WITH ME,
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> ANDY TALKS WITH ME,
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> ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN."
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> St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates,
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> and said: "Run Forrest , run."
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> **************
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> Give me a sense of humor, Lord.
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> Give me the ability to understand a clean joke,
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> To get some humor out of life,
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> And to pass it on to other folks
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