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DATE 2013-12-04
FROM Elfen Magix
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From: Elfen Magix
Subject: Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] double-entendres
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3, 5 and 7 were the best!=0A=0A=0A=0A________________________________=0A Fr=
om: einker =0ATo: Hangout =0ASent: W=
ednesday, December 4, 2013 1:07 PM=0ASubject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] double-ente=
ndres=0A =0A=0A=0A12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever a=
ired on British TV and radio:=A0 =0A1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentato=
r - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'=A0=A0 =0A2. N=
ew Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson=
comes inside of him.'=A0=A0 =0A3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - '=
And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and i=
t was amazing!'=A0=A0 =0A4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat r=
ace 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is ki=
ssing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'=A0=A0 =0A5. US PGA Commentator - 'One o=
f the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before eac=
h tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! Wha=
t have I just said??'=A0=A0 =0A6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the M=
iddle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it=
.'=A0=A0 =0A7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to h=
ave snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where'=
s that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to l=
eave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so har=
d!=A0=A0 =0A8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much =
better today after a 69 yesterday.'=A0=A0 =0A9. Clair Frisby talking about=
a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sau=
sage inside you on a cold night like this. '=A0=A0 =0A10 Mike Hallett disc=
ussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Stev=
e Davis's misses every chance he gets.'=A0=A0 =0A11. Michael Buerk on watch=
ing Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BB=
C1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubb=
ing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'=A0=A0 =0A12. Ken Brown c=
ommentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up s=
hots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other week=
s he prefers to do it by himself.'=A0 =A0=A0=A0=A0=A0 =0A=0A-- =0ARegards,=
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br> To: Hangout <hangou=
t-at-nylxs.com>
Sent:=
Wednesday, December 4, 2013 1:07 PM
d;">Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] double-entendres
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a lovely horse. =0A I once rode her mother.'  
=0A=0A=0A=
=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrten=
s loves it when Daryl =0A Gibson comes inside of him.'  
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sn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing =0A the Cox=
of the Oxford crew.'  
=0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A
5=
. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is =0A pl=
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6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in=
the Middle Ages on 'Time Team =0A Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you co=
uld get it.'  
=0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A
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dn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight =0A =
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10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snook=
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s every chance he gets.'  
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astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They se=
em =0A cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in hi=
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=0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A
12. Ken=
Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny =0A Sunneson=
lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use =0A F=
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ndres=0A =0A=0A=0A12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever a=
ired on British TV and radio:=A0 =0A1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentato=
r - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'=A0=A0 =0A2. N=
ew Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson=
comes inside of him.'=A0=A0 =0A3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - '=
And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and i=
t was amazing!'=A0=A0 =0A4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat r=
ace 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is ki=
ssing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'=A0=A0 =0A5. US PGA Commentator - 'One o=
f the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before eac=
h tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! Wha=
t have I just said??'=A0=A0 =0A6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the M=
iddle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it=
.'=A0=A0 =0A7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to h=
ave snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where'=
s that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to l=
eave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so har=
d!=A0=A0 =0A8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much =
better today after a 69 yesterday.'=A0=A0 =0A9. Clair Frisby talking about=
a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sau=
sage inside you on a cold night like this. '=A0=A0 =0A10 Mike Hallett disc=
ussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Stev=
e Davis's misses every chance he gets.'=A0=A0 =0A11. Michael Buerk on watch=
ing Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BB=
C1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubb=
ing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'=A0=A0 =0A12. Ken Brown c=
ommentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up s=
hots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other week=
s he prefers to do it by himself.'=A0 =A0=A0=A0=A0=A0 =0A=0A-- =0ARegards,=
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-serif; font-size: 12pt;">
ca Neue,Helvetica,Arial,Lucida Grande,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">
ir=3D"ltr">
e=3D"font-weight: bold;">From: einker <eminker-at-gmail.com><=
br> To: Hangout <hangou=
t-at-nylxs.com>
Sent:=
Wednesday, December 4, 2013 1:07 PM
d;">Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] double-entendres
v>

"ltr"> color=3D"black" face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, serif">
=3D"#ff0000">12 of the =0A finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever ai=
red on British TV and =0A radio:
 
=0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =
=0A=0A=0A=0A
1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really =
a lovely horse. =0A I once rode her mother.'  
=0A=0A=0A=
=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrten=
s loves it when Daryl =0A Gibson comes inside of him.'  
=
=0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A
3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -=
'And this =0A is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning=
and it was =0A amazing!'  
=0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A<=
div>4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race =0A 1977 - 'Ah, i=
sn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing =0A the Cox=
of the Oxford crew.'  
=0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A
5=
. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is =0A pl=
aying so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls =
=0A and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said??'   iv>=0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in=
the Middle Ages on 'Time Team =0A Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you co=
uld get it.'  
=0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A
7. A femal=
e news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed =0A and di=
dn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight =0A =
inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, =
but =0A half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard! &n=
bsp;
=0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A
8. Steve Ryder covering the US=
Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better =0A today after a 69 yesterday.'&n=
bsp; 
=0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A
9. Clair Frisby talking =
about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: =0A 'There's nothing like a bi=
g hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. =0A '   v>=0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snook=
er shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen =0A Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misse=
s every chance he gets.'  
=0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0Av>11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male =0A =
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They se=
em =0A cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in hi=
s =0A shorts.'  
=0A=0A=0A=0A=0A =0A=0A=0A=0A
12. Ken=
Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny =0A Sunneson=
lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use =0A F=
anny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'  =0A   &=
nbsp;   =0A


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Regards, <=
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Evan M. Inker=0A


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  1. 2013-12-01 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Holiday Gathering
  2. 2013-12-01 Elfen Magix <elfen_magix-at-yahoo.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Holiday Gathering
  3. 2013-12-01 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Holiday Gathering
  4. 2013-12-02 einker <eminker-at-gmail.com> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Facebook supports open-source software course
  5. 2013-12-03 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Holiday Gathering
  6. 2013-12-03 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Facebook supports open-source software course
  7. 2013-12-03 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Facebook supports open-source software course
  8. 2013-12-04 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] laptop repair
  9. 2013-12-04 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Fwd: Hot jobs at HP OMS
  10. 2013-12-04 From: "Paul Robert Marino" <prmarino1-at-gmail.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] laptop repair
  11. 2013-12-04 From: "Paul Robert Marino" <prmarino1-at-gmail.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] laptop repair
  12. 2013-12-04 einker <eminker-at-gmail.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] laptop repair
  13. 2013-12-04 Elfen Magix <elfen_magix-at-yahoo.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] laptop repair
  14. 2013-12-04 From: "Paul Robert Marino" <prmarino1-at-gmail.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] laptop repair
  15. 2013-12-04 Paul Robert Marino <prmarino1-at-gmail.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] laptop repair
  16. 2013-12-04 Elfen Magix <elfen_magix-at-yahoo.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Holiday Gathering
  17. 2013-12-04 einker <eminker-at-gmail.com> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] double-entendres
  18. 2013-12-04 Elfen Magix <elfen_magix-at-yahoo.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] double-entendres
  19. 2013-12-04 From: "Paul Robert Marino" <prmarino1-at-gmail.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Holiday Gathering
  20. 2013-12-04 eminker-at-gmail.com Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Big Mike Richardson
  21. 2013-12-04 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Big Mike Richardson
  22. 2013-12-04 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Holiday Gathering
  23. 2013-12-09 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Installfest perhaps Thursday?
  24. 2013-12-09 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] laptop repair
  25. 2013-12-10 Elfen Magix <elfen_magix-at-yahoo.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Installfest perhaps Thursday?
  26. 2013-12-11 Elfen Magix <elfen_magix-at-yahoo.com> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] A Minimum GUI Linux
  27. 2013-12-11 Robert Menes <viewtiful.icchan-at-gmail.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] A Minimum GUI Linux
  28. 2013-12-12 Kevin Mark <kevin.mark-at-verizon.net> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] A Minimum GUI Linux
  29. 2013-12-12 eminker-at-gmail.com Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] A Minimum GUI Linux
  30. 2013-12-12 From: "Paul Robert Marino" <prmarino1-at-gmail.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] A Minimum GUI Linux
  31. 2013-12-12 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] A Minimum GUI Linux
  32. 2013-12-14 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] A Minimum GUI Linux
  33. 2013-12-14 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] bored
  34. 2013-12-14 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] women are bigots!
  35. 2013-12-14 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Gimp Magazine
  36. 2013-12-17 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] and in real news this week...
  37. 2013-12-17 Ron Guerin <ron-at-vnetworx.net> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Fwd: [luny-talk] Explain Shell!
  38. 2013-12-17 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] hacked linux boxes
  39. 2013-12-17 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] who watches the wathers
  40. 2013-12-20 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] A Minimum GUI Linux
  41. 2013-12-20 Elfen Magix <elfen_magix-at-yahoo.com> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] A Minimum GUI Linux
  42. 2013-12-22 Ruben <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Fwd: [Israel.pm] New job opening - Perl based system <-> SAP-PI integration
  43. 2013-12-23 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] the mta has a message for you
  44. 2013-12-25 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] [info-at-meetup.com: Invitation: Enabling the AMD 64-bit ARM Server
  45. 2013-12-26 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] MS blames Child Abductors for Social Media Addictions
  46. 2013-12-28 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] NSA ruling error
  47. 2013-12-29 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Subject: [rms-at-gnu.org: Re: Fwd: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] NSA ruling error]
  48. 2013-12-29 From: "Paul Robert Marino" <prmarino1-at-gmail.com> Re: [rms-at-gnu.org: Re: Fwd: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] NSA ruling error]
  49. 2013-12-29 From: "Paul Robert Marino" <prmarino1-at-gmail.com> Re: [rms-at-gnu.org: Re: Fwd: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] NSA ruling error]
  50. 2013-12-29 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Re: [conspire] NSA ruling error
  51. 2013-12-29 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Re: [rms-at-gnu.org: Re: Fwd: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] NSA ruling error]
  52. 2013-12-29 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Re: [rms-at-gnu.org: Re: Fwd: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] NSA ruling error]
  53. 2013-12-29 Ron Guerin <ron-at-vnetworx.net> Re: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] NSA ruling error
  54. 2013-12-30 Paul Robert Marino <prmarino1-at-gmail.com> Re: [rms-at-gnu.org: Re: Fwd: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] NSA ruling error]
  55. 2013-12-30 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Re: [rms-at-gnu.org: Re: Fwd: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] NSA ruling error]
  56. 2013-12-30 Ron Guerin <ron-at-vnetworx.net> Re: [rms-at-gnu.org: Re: Fwd: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] NSA ruling error]
  57. 2013-12-30 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Re: [rms-at-gnu.org: Re: Fwd: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] NSA ruling error]
  58. 2013-12-31 Ruben Safir <mrbrklyn-at-panix.com> Re: [rms-at-gnu.org: Re: Fwd: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] NSA ruling error]

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