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| DATE | 2006-06-08 |
| FROM | myc
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| SUBJECT | Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Re: Fwd: FW: 2005 Stella Awards
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From owner-hangout-at-mrbrklyn.com Thu Jun 8 20:20:08 2006 Received: from www2.mrbrklyn.com (localhost [127.0.0.1]) by www2.mrbrklyn.com (8.13.1/8.13.1/SuSE Linux 0.7) with ESMTP id k590K6S9008938 for ; Thu, 8 Jun 2006 20:20:08 -0400 Received: (from majordomo-at-localhost) by www2.mrbrklyn.com (8.13.1/8.13.1/Submit) id k590K61O008937 for hangout-outgoings; Thu, 8 Jun 2006 20:20:06 -0400 X-Authentication-Warning: www2.mrbrklyn.com: majordomo set sender to owner-hangout-at-nylxs.com using -f Received: from smtpout04-04.prod.mesa1.secureserver.net (smtpout04-04.prod.mesa1.secureserver.net [64.202.165.199]) by www2.mrbrklyn.com (8.13.1/8.13.1/SuSE Linux 0.7) with SMTP id k590JvdC008932 for ; Thu, 8 Jun 2006 20:20:05 -0400 Received: (qmail 6899 invoked from network); 9 Jun 2006 00:20:18 -0000 Received: from unknown (67.102.0.57) by smtpout04-04.prod.mesa1.secureserver.net (64.202.165.199) with ESMTP; 09 Jun 2006 00:20:18 -0000 Message-ID: <4488BEB1.1080106-at-mycouponmagic.com> Date: Thu, 08 Jun 2006 20:20:01 -0400 From: myc User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.2 (Windows/20060308) MIME-Version: 1.0 To: hangout-at-mrbrklyn.com Subject: [NYLXS - HANGOUT] Re: Fwd: FW: 2005 Stella Awards References: <20060607190052.38768.qmail-at-web52809.mail.yahoo.com> In-Reply-To: <20060607190052.38768.qmail-at-web52809.mail.yahoo.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Sender: owner-hangout-at-mrbrklyn.com Precedence: bulk X-Keywords: X-UID: 11135 Status: RO Content-Length: 4356 Lines: 91
fund raising ideas for NYLXS. > > > > >2005 Stella Awards! > > > >Time once again to review the winners of the Annual "Stella Awards." > The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who > spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's (in > NM). That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous, > ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the United States. > > > > > >Here are this year's winners: > > > >5th Place (tie): > > > >Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000. by jury of > her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was > running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were > understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving > little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son. > > > >5th Place (tie): > >19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical > >expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. > Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of > the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps. > > > >5th Place(tie): > > > >Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had > just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the > garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was > malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door > >connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The > family was on vacation, and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the > garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and > a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance > claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury > agreed, to the tune of $500,000. > > > > >4th Place: > > Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500. and > >medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door > >neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced > >yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog > >might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who > had climbed over the fence into the yard and was shooting it > repeatedly with a pellet gun. > > > > 3rd Place: > >A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of > >Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500. after she slipped on a soft drink > and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because > Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an > argument. > > > >2ndPlace: > >Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a > night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom > window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred > while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies > room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge .She was awarded $12,000 > and dental expenses. > > > > 1st Place: > > This year's runaway winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, > Oklahoma. Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago > motor home. On her first trip home, (from an OU football game), having > driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph > and calmly left the driver's seat to go into the back & makeherself a > sandwich. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway,crashed and > overturned. Mrs.Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the > owner's manual that she couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded > her $1,750,000. plus a new motor home. The company actually > changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there > were any other complete morons around. > > > This email and any files transmitted with it may contain privileged or > confidential information and may be read or used only by the intended > recipient. If you are not the intended recipient of the email or any > of its attachments, please be advised that you have received this > email in error and any use, dissemination, distribution, forwarding, > printing or copying of this email or any attached files is strictly > prohibited. If you have received this email in error, please > immediately purge it and all attachments and notify the sender by > reply email or contact the sender at the number listed. >
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